It’s dangerous getting into absurdist humor. It’s a slippery slope in which you start out laughing at the surreal and then end up laughing at the mundane because apparently the minor incongruities in life are JUST as funny as the major ones, if not more so!
Anyway I’ve been laughing for about seven minutes at this cardboard cutout of an anthropomorphic dog drinking coke and I’m pretty sure I can’t ever come back here again
my temporary dorm room has ants and i hadn’t seen any all day so i thought my ant traps were finally working but then i opened an energy drink and OH GOD
I’m really jealous of everyone I see getting piercings, because I know exactly what I want next, but I have to wait another year until I graduate to get it.